February 2012
25 posts
January 2012
17 posts
Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No no no officer, it's hi how are you
abwhoretion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
2 tags
December 2011
71 posts